dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

sighconic:

this conversation changed me

tagged: +Fav 
qveenly:

Fun fact: my eyes aren’t green

qveenly:

Fun fact: my eyes aren’t green

tagged: +hello 

crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

obamasnovv:

still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda

tagged: +queue 

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

image

do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

me @ me : chill
bussyween:

Steal her look: Lana Del Rey on the set of West Coast happily drowning
Women’s Vintage-Style V-Neck Tees: $9.50 $6.00
A glass of water (preferably with salt) Glass : $3.00 Water: free?

bussyween:

Steal her look: Lana Del Rey on the set of West Coast happily drowning

Women’s Vintage-Style V-Neck Tees: $9.50 $6.00

A glass of water (preferably with salt) Glass : $3.00 Water: free?

jakemalik:

this girl just keeps sending me cats on facebook chat

jakemalik:

this girl just keeps sending me cats on facebook chat

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit