Hi my name is Nora and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.


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celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

found frankie muniz

dutchster:

i was googling for an “excited” gif and i came across this

image

it’s even transparent

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

how 2 b a good defense lawyer

superduperhighschoolcookie:

step 1: yell objection a lot
step 2: slam on desks
step 3: have a ridiculous hairstyle

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

mad-munch:

if i were a bird

First day of work tomorrow I’m stressed

psyducked:

now we’re talking

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out