queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

tagged: +queue 

1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

juilan:

There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place

seotaijiandboys:

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

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frosted:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

 

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

trackmark:

snapchatting:

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

*reflection walks away*

1like1prayer:

new years resolution: dont give up on new years resolutions

tagged: +queue 
tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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