when ya hear ya mamas footsteps at 3 am
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
when people call their followers fans
that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers
I’m so sorry but its just that time of year
so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!
A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.
"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
relationship goal: a relationship
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
heey ily all so here’s a tumblr awards!
- must be following me
- reblog this post
- coolest url
- raddest theme
- best original posts
- cutest people
- nicest people
- favorite non-humor blog
- best overall
- a follow back if not already
- selfie/original post reblogs whenever you want
- a link on my blog
- promos to a certain extent
- my eternal friendship
- lovely banner made by neera arrowdactyl of course!
- talk to me to increase your chances of getting picked for nicest blogger!
- This ends on the 20th of October or whenever it gets enough notes, good luck! <3
if this doesn’t get notes it never happened
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is