Hi my name is Nora and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.


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uusui:

when ya hear ya mamas footsteps at 3 am image

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers



Track: Spooky Scary Skeletons

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done

alt-j:

I made a friend

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

plantinq:

heey ily all so here’s a tumblr awards!

To enter

  • must be following me
  • reblog this post 

Categories

  • coolest url 
  • raddest theme
  • best original posts
  • cutest people
  • nicest people
  • favorite non-humor blog
  • best overall

Winners get

  • a follow back if not already
  • selfie/original post reblogs whenever you want
  • a link on my blog
  • promos to a certain extent
  • my eternal friendship 

Notes

  • lovely banner made by neera arrowdactyl of course!
  • talk to me to increase your chances of getting picked for nicest blogger!
  • This ends on the 20th of October or whenever it gets enough notes, good luck! <3
  • if this doesn’t get notes it never happened

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is